My sister also knows the story, but was too young to appreciate it.
I was looking at bottles, something big enough to stick my cock in.
I ended up with an empty bleach bottle that I fastened to a pillow to fuck.
I was shocked to see my cum spread all over the floor!!!
I answered her that it was Sprite and watched her mop my cum off the floor.
The top of the bleach bottle surprisingly had a cock ring effect and I was stuck.
I figured that after a while I would lose my erection and the bleach bottle would fall off, but much to my dismay I found that I didn't fully clean the bleach from the bottle because my cock started burning bad! My mother came home to find her son hugging a pillow.She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.Tea-time tosser One day after a night out, I was dying for a bit of self-pleasure so I got in my bed and started furiously wanking off. I plopped on to the living room floor, dropped trou, and took care of business.Open-door policy I was doing the rub-down in my room when my mom knocked and said, "What are you doing?" I was right in front of the door and she saw what I was doing and quickly left and not another word was said about it.By the time I got to the bathroom the carrot was in the garbage.