Make it as loud and tacky as you possibly can, and always in front of an unwilling audience.
American and Dutch men have different approaches to the in-laws.
A lot of Dutch men believe that they exist in a self-contained bubble, and that the universe revolves firmly around them.
With the advice above, I hope I’ve helped you in understanding some of the key differences between the mother loving Dutch men, and their talented magical American counterparts.
No mothers were hurt during the writing of this post Till next time.
Ladies, you’ll never match up to his mother, so don’t even try.
No woman could possibly handle a deep fat fryer with the loving care of his mother.
“YESSSSS, WOOHOOOO, USA, USA.” Contrast this with the contestants of the Dutch version of this programme, who usually respond with a muted, “nou, wat leuk, ik ben door.” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, the differences between Dutch and American men.
The Shallow Man recently wrote about the differences between Dutch and American girls.
Virtually all of the feedback received was about the differences in dating Dutch and American men, which I’ll also feature in today’s post.
Be warned that I’ll generalize somewhat, so please don’t send me messages saying “BS, my Dutch Lion isn’t anything like you describe in your posts, YOU’RE RACIST!!!
Ok, I know that with this title, that all the Dutch women reading this are thinking “COOKING FOR A MAN??? ” So my apologies to the lovely Dutch Antelopes, for breaking a cultural taboo and providing advice on how to cook for Dutch and American men. Nee hoor, dat ben ik niet.”The things I do for my readers! Ladies, when cooking for a Dutch man, just purchase a deep fat fryer, fill it with the fattiest oil you can find, then just chuck anything and everything in. American men like to make sure that there is no space on the plate at all.
Pile that plate high with so much food that it cracks under the strain.
“Barb, Chuck has a message for you.” Then on the screen in huge letters “WILL YOU MARRY ME?