] By Dork Zygotian As one walks down the street in Budapest, a common reaction that many visitors have as they gaze at the physical perfection of Hungarians is "Gee! This information is aimed at men, those slaves of testosterone who carry their brains in two neat little bundles between their legs. All Hungarian men are charming, enchanting, good-looking, and completely unintelligible if you don't speak Hungarian.
I wish the human race were transformed into cute little rodents whose only aim in life was to have continuous, lusty, mindless animal couplings at every opportunity, hundreds of times each day! Women who are visiting often ask "Are there any available Hungarian men? Rex Harrison crooned it best, in My Fair Lady, "Oozing charm from every pore/ He oiled his way across the floor/ Never have I seen a ruder pest/ than that hairy hound from Budapest." Men, however, must take a different approach to attract the wily Magyar leány. " Other communications were made by rubbing anything else.
That's a great deal for a cheep and careless idiot like you!
LT | Feb 16, 2005 hey thats the perfect example as to why americans make bad tourist.
Apart from that i'm not sure early days for me to comment. This girl has treated me alot better than any other English girls, cooking meals, making packed lunches ect. Do you not think that it is just a more traditional way??
In our western civilisation with women becoming equal.
Listening to this advise you ain't gonna get nothing, you'll end-up 'choking your own chicken' - like he does.
david | Jul 15, 2005 Hey calm down, the man has a point.
So, get yourself a great and real American girl (obviously that's what you must like) and get laid.
Hopefully you won't have to put into it any effort and it won't cost you anything.
They need more lessons in cross cultural behavior!!!
Americans suck | Jun 20, 2005 This guy doesn't know the ABC's about Hungarian women, must have got lucky with 70 yr old and blabbering like an idiot!!!
Hungarian | Dec 31, 2005 don't know anything about hungurian girls...i agree on the lack of any cultural basis of western girls..but, indeed, i lived for 4 years with a russian girl, and i know very well russian chicks.they are sophisticated.they are sensible.they are extremely charming and educated.yes, they are greedy like hell, u'll never know if they love you o your wallet..yes they are unfaithful and unreliable..hardest time in my life..i had many foreigner girls before, so i made the mistake to believe i could cope with them..only afterwards that i could realize how lucky we are with italian girls... And yes I think they do wish to be treated like a princess; But who does'nt??