Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that! only 200 woman went down on the Titanic Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! Why pay when you can't get this footling for free. Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.
) Cause I put the D in Raw Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing Well spread my cheeks and call me cell bitch;' you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint! Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
Men love to be the hero- even when it comes to simple, silly things like these.9. You’ll do awesome and look sexy doing it 😉 Everyone gets nervous before a big event, whether it’s a game, speech, or outing. He will certainly like the sound of that and close his eyes to his imagination running ramped.25. Perfect for those boring weekday nights when you’re in bed but don’t want to miss out on any of the fun.
Did you go on an exciting trip and miss your crush? He will probably start daydreaming about you dripping wet in nothing but foam suds. It’s a whole other thing to wish them sweet dreams with YOU in them. His jaw will literally drop to the floor when he sees this.
Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt. Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! " (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to?
As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. Cause yoganna love this dick I'm like a sexual snowflake. Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants. I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight. Invite him out for an exciting day or afternoon and see the sparks fly.8. Dates don’t always have to be for dinners and movies; sometimes you just wanna have fun! Boost his confidence by not only wishing him good luck, but telling him how great and handsome he is! Oooooh, I like the sound of that 😉If he texts you something flirty or alluring, this is always a winning response (for obvious reasons).26. Tell me more 😉Combine these two if you’re really in the mood to turn him on, as these texts combine let him know you love what you hear and you’re sitting on pins and needles to hear more of his sexy comments.27. Either he’ll come over or you guys can have an enticing text message conversation until wee hours of the morning.28. I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there! I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car. Are you fertilizer, cause you just made me grow 6 inches. I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. , because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing all over face your face tonight. Roses are red and they are thorny, whenever I see you.. I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! Hey, lets play farmer, You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed. Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?