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Twitter = @fabsuzie71 Really appreciate your concern but our day is going fine, we're not particularly looking forward to "the weekend", we didn't do a lot last weekend, your humble narrator knows how lucky he is, (so does the current Mrs South Coast for that matter), Fab isn't "treating" us to anything, yes we know our profile is long, Suzie (not her real name) hasn't got a single sister (well she has but you wouldn't), she doesn't go out like that, we got it from Ebay, we don't need a photographer and we are finding the site ok. Probably best to read whilst playing the music from Simon Bates 'our tune' as its a really long profile people so if you have a short attention sp..... And all you business types with profile pics of you in a suit, we're not interested in meeting you when you fly into London from Dubai etc ok..? Right, now you single guys,(insert rude hand gesture), remember what the doc said? ), please all you cyberflashers, i know its much better than the good old days of hanging around in the bushes ready to spring open your long brown mac but don't just send in-yer-face cock pics, although you will anyway...

you can go about your business, just look at the pictures and...along..along.....) You may recognize us from lots of other sites but that's not us, it's just desperado's stealing our pics..(even overtaken on the top Fab'd list once by one of our own pics from a couple on our friends list who've since blocked US! " couple but didn't think that would get us very far..(could it get any worse..? Thanx for the friend invites from all y'all in Arizona, New Jersey, Texas etc, etc, very practical. (shit we'll get no messages) We don't speak 'Jive' either so any messages like " ur mrs is da bomb"/"too rude bruv"/"she is sick" (you don't know the half of it mate) we'll simply have to ignore as we just don't know what you're on about, although we are down with OPP.. Or people that say shit like "it's on like Donkey Kong" or "hairy muff" when they mean "fair enough", gets on my tits it does, just say "fair enough".. Also due to Suzie waking up screaming "ALL THE COCKS FROM FAB ARE COMING TO GET ME" (thank god the pics aren't 3D!

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Not a day goes by when we're not asked for a picture of that fella ummm.., not Hannibal or Murdoch, not B. But seriously discretion is a must, i mean my mum would kill me if she saw me on here, and my mum may know your mum then we're both f**ked.. , they're nice people honestly, no mother, don't make me do that mother...) We like the odd glass of wine but not "drinkers" so if you feel the need to get shit arsed and rat faced (or worse? You're all 100% right, we havn't said what we ARE after only what we're NOT after.. (Yes actually..) Shit i've even started responding to my own rhetorical questions. Plus no messages from "ladies" who pee standing up and also do engine work on Bmw's.. (you won't btw..) If you think we're unduly moaning then take a look at some of the bloody messages we get.. Please no more msgs where a fella thinks he's Jackie Collins and trying to come across all poetic or starts it with " Picture the scene, we're in a hotel room, the light catches your..." Its just a load of copied and pasted shite. We prefer neatly trimmed too so all you Wookies out there (last one, promise! Dig that birth certificate out too, how old are you really?

Well we would like to meet a late thirties/early forties LOCAL as in nearby and sort of close to us and not too far away married couple (not a single guy with access to a "lady" at weekends) whose relationship pre-dates the ipod with unrestricted views of their genitalia and similar preferences and experience as ourselves for some hotel bedroom antics,(not young duracell bunnies that want to bang away all night, we're 43 you know, we've been moaning when we have to kneel down and groaning when we have to get back up for years) and we would like to meet socially to start with as one of us is very nervous (and a bit shy! Blame my mum, i can still hear her now ..." DONT TALK TO STRANGERS ", but mother why? (idiot..) We don't have SKYPE either, blimey if i had a penny for every time we were asked.. Please read our age range/sexual preferences for replies before sending a message or wink as getting one from J R Hartley really was the last straw (and he wasn't after a copy of Flyfishing) . And apologies for me keep putting short sentences in brackets,(i'm trying to stop and i'm doing brilliant so far) but you may also find yourself doing it involuntarily if you read it all.. Just read Fabs version of what cuckolding means then deleted it from our preferences immediately!!! Don't ask for a polite no to your message (you will anyway) as i don't think there is a polite way to say no as it always takes offence!! After updating our pics it takes an age sorting the shit from the shinola. Said couple retired shortly after (was it something we said? Turns out 67%* of people that do are a lot older than they think (*made up statistic).

So let's get this straight, we're NOT into all that and not after BBC, Suzie's quite happy with my AWC as it goes.. But only on the single guys that persistently send us rude messages..

And probably should have said earlier but we are really are a couple of timewasters..

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" "Can I eat your pussy till you squirt all over my face please?

" "Hi, love the photos, are you interested in doing a filthy bareback only gangbang with a group of strangers fucking all your holes and filling you full of spunk one after the other xx" " love to suck ur fella off" (Woo Hoo!!

Oh wait its from a bloke..) "Hi please do not take this the wrong way , but I'm deadly serious , How much would it cost for me to come and have sex with you ?

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